Rapper Zapper App: remote control that instantly short circuits anything operating way too loud: hip hop from giant speakers in cars, cell phones of clueless idiots with booming voices, and all Harley Davidson motorcycles.
~~~ * Life’s too short not to live it as a Texan !!! (I saw this on a t-shirt with bees on it…) ~~~ Never ask a man where he’s from.
And then…your cowboy boot heels together and say, “There’s no place like Texas…There’s no place like Texas… (This little ditty was a brainstorm of mine when I had an arts and crafts shop in a small town in Texas—Deanie) * Texan by birth…Aggie by the Grace of God !!!
You’re on funny wedding wishes and quotes, page 4 of 7. Funny wedding greetings can brighten up the newlyweds’ day and let them know, in a humorous way, that you’re happy for them. Weddings are joyous occasions – time to have some fun! It’s such a blessing to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life. It’s not true that married men live longer than single men. A happy marriage depends on spouses saying this simple phrase, “Yes Dear.”Congratulations on convincing your lovely bride to settle on you – Beauty and the Beast. More men get food poisoning from wedding cake than any other edible. After you’re married, you will just be mad at each other. From single to married, from available to busy, from no worries to no money — You sure you want to do this? You get a little comedy, some romance and a lot of tragedy. We may not have it all together, but together we have it all.
Being married is like any other job; it helps if you like your boss. I couldn’t be happier for you signing your life away. A person is incomplete without a spouse, but you’re finished with one. If the invitations suddenly disappeared, eloping is an option. Like a well constructed house, this marriage is built to last. Marriage is the equivalent of signing a marriage contract which does not give you the option of renewing it every year. Looking forward to the “having” and the “holding.”Bride: We finish each others — Groom: Sentences!
These funny quotes or sayings will un-strain your brain and de-stress your mess from trying to tweet, text, email, upload and download all at the same time.
Hilarious stuff about technology - if you just relax.
For more than three centuries, we have welcomed generations of immigrants to our melting pot of hyphenated America: British-Americans; Italian-Americans; Irish-Americans; Jewish-Americans; Mexican-Americans; Chinese-Americans; Indian-Americans.
Ami Bera When I started dating I had this kind of Romeo and Juliet, fateful romantic idea about love which was almost that you were a victim and there was a lot of pain involved and that was how it should be. Generally the guy I'm attracted to is the guy in the club with all the tattoos and nail polish.
We communicate by sharing our thoughts, ideas, and feelings.
We enjoy being with someone when we have an easy time communicating or when we have a lot to talk about.
And people breaking up with each other over texts now?